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Disturbing Things My Boss Has Said: Part 35
Boss: I just want you to know that, 100%, I'm not even kidding, I'm not wearing any underwear today.
Me: It's 94 degrees, why aren't you wearing any underwear?
Boss: BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CLEAN IN MY DRAWER THIS MORNING! I even rubbed my naked ass on my wife last night in bed to let her know.
Me: Was your wife awake?
Boss: I don't know. I called her this morning and said "Just so you know, I have water running down my ass today because of you..."
thisislongboarding: Lee and Lauren bombing hills at 45-50 mph in CT (USA). love them.