Disturbing Things My Boss Has Said: Part 35 Boss: I just want you to know that, 100%, I'm not even kidding, I'm not wearing any underwear today. Me: It's 94 degrees, why aren't you wearing any underwear? Boss: BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CLEAN IN MY DRAWER THIS MORNING! I even rubbed my naked ass on my wife last night in bed to let her know. Me: Was your wife awake? Boss: I don't know. I called her this morning and said "Just so you know, I have water running down my ass today because of you..." Me: ...